| Interviewer: | What American artist would you like to collaborate with? |
|---|---|
| Tablo: | I would like to collaborate with the youngest of the Jonas Brothers. Not on music. I would like to make a humongous pizza with him. Like, take a lot of dough, and shape that into the biggest pizza you’ve ever seen. |
| Interviewer: | Why is that? |
| Tablo: | I don’t know, he just looks like a guy that would be really good at making pizza. |
| Interviewer: | Pet peeves? |
| Tablo: | My pet peeve is that I’m not a member of the Jonas Brothers. I could pretend to be their brother, but people could tell. |
| Interviewer: | They have purity rings, they can’t have sex until they're married. You didn’t know, now you don’t want to be a Jonas Brother. |
| Tablo: | Well, that purity ring is fine, but that would get in the way of making the pizza. While we’re making the pizza just take it off for a second. |
| Interviewer: | He can’t! |
| Tablo: | We’re making a pizza, it’s not like we’re gonna make love. |
